Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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