In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A ginger rapping.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Write your own

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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