Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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hi my name is? joe

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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PENIS

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What does a man like. food.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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