A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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The geese of Growmore

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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My sister has to take a dump

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Brett Farve

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