- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

I'm gay. Great me too.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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