Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What does a man like. food.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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marble

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Slavery lol

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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