- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

minorities

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Women

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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