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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

A fat man buys a salad

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Giving birth to the antichrist

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

George W. Bush

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

beiber i straight

Baseball

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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