whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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SAY

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Jasper sucks.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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