Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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drugs.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Women rights..

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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