A joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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black people. that is all...

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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I am really good at math debating

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Hitler is my role model

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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