how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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penis

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why were corners made? For crying.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

SAY

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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