Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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^that joke's not funny

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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drugs.

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