Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Indeed.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Well, this is fun.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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the WNBA

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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arse

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What break when you talk?

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Men's rights.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Womens rights.

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