Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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amy copied adams haircut :0

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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