- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

An Irishman stays home

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is Jason? Black.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??