Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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SPAMS!!!

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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i am predestal

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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