Covietz has a large penis

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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ekoj

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Well, this is fun.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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black people. that is all...

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Knock knock! Yes?

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