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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Hitler

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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