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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Five guys one rape.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Goat balls.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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