Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

My dad beats my mom At checkers

I love boobs

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Aodhan Hearty

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

a horse walks into a barn

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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