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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

nice shorts.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Real jokes.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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