- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

A Jew returns change.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

james schmitt whats your last name

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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