A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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A ginger rapping.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What does a man like. food.

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Benevolent villain.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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