What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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hahaha

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Jewish People

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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