Penis

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man walks into a bar.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

anus soup

Dead babies.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What time is it? 10:58

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Knock Knock. Go away!

minorities

Nickelback

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...