Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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