Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Exactly what?

the WNBA

I had a dream I watched Inception.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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