Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

kennah campion... being nice

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

No.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Knock Knock Come in.

Windows Vista

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

My mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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