What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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knock knock go away

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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arse

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Anti Joke

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