What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Penis

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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SAY

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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johann grayson being liked

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Punchline.

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cheese

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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