- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

come along children

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why Because

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Penis

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What is big and white, not the moon CC

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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