What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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gays

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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George W. Bush

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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