A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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your life

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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DERP

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Anti Joke

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