Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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An Irishman stays home

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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