a horse walks into a barn

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Punchline.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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The jets are a good team..

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Anti Joke

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