Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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