What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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A man buys free health care...

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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ur mother

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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The geese of Growmore

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Anti Joke

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