Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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The geese of Growmore

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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BIG PENIS

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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A fish walks into a bar

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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