why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What time is it? 10:58

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Indeed.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Your mum is dead

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Nickelback.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

This joke isnt funny.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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I don't get it

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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