What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Baseball

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live babies

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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An Irishman stays home

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Icecream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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