- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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