- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

...and I'm a Mormon.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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