- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Anti jokes are funny

what is patrick wilson? smart

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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