a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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