What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

how does peploe get around they walk

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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