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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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