Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Women's rights.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Please don't rape me.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

two fish are in a tank.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Bing

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

your momma's an antijoke

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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