How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

The WNBA.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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