Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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