What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

corey is a nipplepotomus

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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