- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

There is a car full of black people.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

You're so straight!

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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