- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

George W. Bush

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

American Idol

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Icecream

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