Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Bing

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Hi poop!

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lololololololololol

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Nicholas Cage

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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