Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I LIKE TURLES.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

whats better than shoes feet

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Guess what? Chicken butt

God.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

beiber i straight

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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