- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Chocolate tastes good.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

I dislike old people.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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