How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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i have 2 penises

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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a banana

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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