What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Fruitcake

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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