fart

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Women rights..

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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666 im christian

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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