What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Grapefruit.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What break when you talk?

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Womens rights.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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