- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Covietz has a large penis

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Women's Rights

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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