Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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you are gay

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Womens rights.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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