I have read and agree to terms of service.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Child Prostitution.

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