A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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