Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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a black guy leaves prison

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Jewish People

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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