Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Adam Sandler.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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women's rights

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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memes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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