- Anti Joke

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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