What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Nicholas Cage

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Hitler is my role model

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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My mom's dead

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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