- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

A bar walks into your mother.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Yo mama so fat she died

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

lol

I am a real homosexual

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

God.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Your mum is dead

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*