- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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