What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

minorities

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Justin Littleton getting laid.

lewis bedford

dead babies

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

yo mama so fat she's fat

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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