- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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