Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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I can't think of a joke!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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hi

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Dear John,

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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