Y2K

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Knock knock! Yes?

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Womens rights.

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