Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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come along children

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Jokes are funny.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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go go gadget

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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69

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womens rights!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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