Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A fat man buys a salad

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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