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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

You know George Washington? He died.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What color is my lamp? Brown

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i heart wiener

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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