Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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