Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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your face.

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Religion

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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