What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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a little girl gets raped

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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