why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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penis that is all

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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A man. That is all.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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