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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Gadaffi

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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