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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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96

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Men's rights.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Anal cheese curds.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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