- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

God.

Time flies like a banana.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Avery has crabs.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

An asian walks out of math class

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

The glass is half an hour.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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