Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Hi colton

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Anti Joke

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