What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Black people are clen.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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World peace

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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