"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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