- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Miscarriages.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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