Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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