Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Indeed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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