If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Adam Sandler.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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