Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Time flies like a banana.

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oops

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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