Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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hi

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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womens rights!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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