How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

jewish people like other jewish people.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

I LIKE TURLES.

Tacos

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Windows Vista

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

I came.

Jews for Jesus

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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