Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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