- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Miscarriages.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

The glass is half an hour.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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