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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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