Working hard or hardly working????

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Y2K

Chuck Norris

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Akshaytiger World

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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