Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

women's rights.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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