How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Don't rape me!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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WNBA

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balls in ya mouf

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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