-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Nah

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Women's Basketball.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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